Songs Which Strike a Chord With The Conservatory Owner

Posted February 20, 2017

Anyone owning a home with a glass or polycarbonate roof conservatory knows just how flawed they can be.

They are too hot in the summer, too cold in winter and they often look like a bolt-on to the rest of the house.

At Guardian Roof, we do have a solution, but first here are a few songs which might seem to sum up the plight of many conservatory owners all too well…

Hot Stuff – Donna Summer

The Donna Summer classic perhaps wasn’t written with conservatories in mind, but it sums up the feeling of stepping in one in anything approaching summer all too well…

 

Born of Frustration – James

James had two particularly well known songs – Sit Down (it’s hard to do that in a flawed conservatory during the summer) and this, Born of Frustration. Frustration, a feeling anyway who bought a glass roofed conservatory knows only too well.

 

 

Cold as Ice – Foreigner

A song best sung to anyone who has just wandered into the conservatory in winter. Best get the kettle on, they’re going to need a nice hot chocolate.

Think Twice – Celine Dion

Oh, if only we had. Buying the conservatory seemed like such a good idea, how were we to know it would only be usable when it was neither hot or cold? Spring – that’s when it’s usable.. Maybe a bit of 1990s power balladry will make things seem better (or maybe not).

Crying – Roy Orbison

A song we can’t hear without thinking of Only Fools and Horses… However, help is at hand…

 

Reasons for optimism

 

Things can Only Get Better

 

A Change Would Do You Good

 

A change would do you good…

Some very true words from Sheryl Crow there.

If you are the unfortunate owner of a flawed conservatory with a glass or polycarbonate roof, changing it to something far more appealing is not a huge job.

Our product, the Guardian Roof, is a lightweight solid, tiled roof which replaces the existing roof. It takes only three days to remove the old roof and install the new and the work, when completed, will leave you with a room which is usable all year round.

There is a load more information on this site, including galleries and information on how we are the only roof of this type to have full Local Area Building Control approval.

Why not have a listen to some of the great songs above, but after that, have a flip round the site and give us a call on 0800 0665832.