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Christmas Songs For The Conservatory Owner

Problems with your conservatory are unlikely to ruin Christmas, but wouldn’t it be that bit better if the room was a great space rather than being pretty much unusable?

At Guardian Roofs, we are experts at transforming conservatories into what they should be – one of the best rooms in the house. That might be something you want to tackle in the new year, for now here are a few Christmas song titles reimagined with the downhearted conservatory owner in mind.

I’m Dreaming of a Warm Christmas

If nothing else, those wooley Christmas jumpers are going to get a few outings if you’re going to spend time in the conservatory at Christmas!

The room’s too cold, isn’t it. Cuddle up and get some mulled wine down you.

Baby, It’s Cold Inside

Yep, let’s go into another room. We’ll use the conservatory just as somewhere to chuck the wrapping paper and store the stuff that won’t fit in the fridge.

All I Want for Christmas is a New Roof

What do you mean they’re getting increasingly tenuous?! We’ll try harder with the next one.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer used to come and look and see,

Rudolph’s nose was freezing, cos Santa kept him in the con-ser-vat-or-eeeeeee.

Lonely This Christmas

Or at least it will be of you stay in the conservatory. Come out of there, you’ll catch a cold. You can sort it by putting a new roof on in the new year.

The 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me – a new roof for the conservatory.

That just leaves 11 days – hopefully those turtle doves won’t make drop a present on the lovely new roof…

And finally…

We wish you a Merry Christmas

From all of us at Guardian Roofs. Have a great Christmas and new year and if you do resolve to get your conservatory sorted have a look round our site. We replace your old roof with a solid, tiled replacement which effectively turns your conservatory into a great extension.

And we could even look to add a chimney to make it perfect for gift-bearing Yule time visitors.

Any more ideas?

If you’ve got an idea for a song perfect for a conservatory owner let us know on our Facebook page.